Hi am new here.

by Without Regrets Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:54 am

Hi my name is Without Regrets and i punch dogs.

I was born in an egg a blue one to be precise and for this i am unhappy (i dont like blue)

my early days were spent trying to avoid the bigger eggs in my yard
often eating the various grubs and roots my small snout could unearth
this you might say has set me up in life for not very much

tonight i had a kebab and some plastic toy soldiers for tea
i have 2 gold fish: 1 called terrance and 1 called turnip

turnip doesn't like kevin. but as they stay out of each others way life aint hard

you may ask who is kevin?
this has nothing to do with you and as such will remain my secret

i have never had a chance to collect stamps! this upsets me
i do however have a large collection of small shoes
47% of them are left 1's

On to what i like and dislike.Damn everything is about me (It is my intro isn't it)

Things I Like:

i like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down,
(old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?).
I like my sock Franko and he likes me.
I like 2/3rds of rice kryspies in a packet, (the rest can go 2 hell).
Bar fights.
Carving novelty animals from root vegetables.
Freaky Circus ***. Jokes that are in bad taste.
Girls with no Standards, Morals or Self Esteem.
Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big).
Really creepy people who follow you about.

Did you know that Akons full name is Aliaune Damala Badara Thiam.I didn't think so neither did i until i goggled it.

Things I Dislike:

Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon!
Eating just cos ive run out of beer!
Fat people who aren't jolly, (fat people have to be jolly its the LAW!)
Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it).
Hangovers!!!
Kittens that come apart when you kick them.
Materialism and not having enough stuff.
Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!)
Shaving.
Small Stones with Sharp Edges.

Shout out to all my homies who know who i am.Darth,Rikotakashi,Laikin.

To be honest i only came here cos i was told that mondays is chocolate cake and ice cream day.

I'll probably keep checking this until i have the most views.Yes i do lead a sad life.

Ps.I try to hard. Rolling Eyes